tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59394287263177822222024-03-14T14:52:32.373-03:00Pedreiro Online Cantadas de pedreiroBic Mullerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09168400923555619178noreply@blogger.comBlogger229125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-42757609488507697022014-04-24T14:50:00.001-03:002014-04-24T14:53:28.321-03:005 sinais que provam que ele está a fim de você<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Este post é muito interessante pra aquelas meninas que ficam fazendo glicose anal (cu doce) e não sabem se o fulano está mesmo a fim dela, então aqui vão 5 sinais que indicam que ele está sim a fim de vocezinha, SUA LINDA!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1)Ele para de jogar vídeo game pra responder seu whatsapp.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2)Ele manda whatsapp pra você toda hora</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3)Ele te liga pra ouvir sua voz mas ao invés disso usa desculpas esfarrapadas como: "Te liguei pra saber se você pode me emprestar sua senha da Netflix"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">4)Ele manda indiretas do amor pra você</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">5)Ele te convidou pra jantar 1mmmm</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Agora atenção SEUS LINDOS! Se você tiver mesmo a fim dela, nada de sair passando o rodo nas gatas todas e dando mole pra todas elas no atizapi, ok? ok. </span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-42316234823681919912014-04-17T14:17:00.001-03:002014-04-17T14:18:34.958-03:00Tutorial: O que nunca dar de presente pra mozão<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">OI SUAS LINDAS! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">O post de hoje é um breve tutorial do que NUNCA dar de presente para a sua linda ou o seu lindo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Começando com: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1) Bolo, nunca dê bolo! Aliás, aproveito esse post pra deixar aqui uma breve receita de bolo!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2) Também não é legal dar de presente é animal de estimação, principalmente cachorro ou gato. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E por que não pode dar bichinho de estimação? Porque se um dia o namoro acaba vocês vão brigar pela guarda do bichinho.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3) Outra coisa que não é legal de dar de presente pro seu mozão é isso aqui: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Por motivos de: É retardado</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Por motivos de: Além de ser brega, cafona e parecer uma saboneteira, quando vocês brigarem, imagina se ela joga um crocs na sua cabeça? Deve doer pra caramba. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">5) Não dê perfume de presente: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Primeiro porque é o mesmo de chamar a pessoa de fedida, segundo porque você não sabe o gosto dela pra perfume, terceiro você não sabe se a pessoa tem alergia, quarto que sei lá.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">6) Não de meias, isso é coisa de vó ou tia dar de presente de amigo oculto no natal da família </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">7) Um cartão.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Amg, se for dar um cartão sem presente junto que seja um cartão de créditos sem limites, porque né? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Cartão deve acompanhar alguma coisa. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">8) Presente de loja de 1,99 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Se a pessoa quiser tapauér ela mesma vai lá e compra, não precisa gastar pra dar uma coisa tipo essa.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">9) Livros de auto-ajuda </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dar um livro de auto-ajuda significa dizer indiretamente que a pessoa precisa de ajuda, então NEM PENSE, NEM COGITE em dar livro de auto ajuda, ok? ok</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-36374766164887244252014-04-15T21:11:00.000-03:002014-04-15T21:13:40.568-03:00Ganhe o coração da pessoa amada com giz de cera<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Achou estranho o título do post, né?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Eu vou ganhar o coração da pessoa amada com giz de cera?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Isso mesmo! E eu ensino passo a passo esse truque que, literalmente, nada mais é que uma aposta combinada com um passe de mágica! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A primeira coisa que você vai fazer é apostar o coração da pessoa amada. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mas comassim? Da seguinte maneira, fale pra ele ou ela que você tem um monte de giz de cera e vai dar um pra ela escolher, se você acertar sem olhar a cor que ele ou ela escolheu você leva o coração dele/dela de presente. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daí você me pergunta: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mas pedreiro, como eu vou adivinhar qual a cor de giz de cera que ele/ela escolheu?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">É muito simples, eu vou ensinar a mágica passo a passo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A única coisa que você vai precisar de alguns giz de cera de cores diferentes. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Coloque eles na mão e mostre pra pessoa que você tem giz de cera.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Agora assista o vídeo abaixo que ensina em 1 minuto a mágica. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pronto, você descobriu a cor do giz de cera que a pessoa amada escolheu, agora é só ganhar o coração dela, conforme combinado! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">kkkkk é tosco mas eu já ganhei várias gatas assim, viu? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pra mim ex é igual pochete, um dia você vê e diz: MEU DEUS, EU NÃO ACREDITO QUE TIVE CORAGEM DE SAIR COM ISSO NA RUA! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">ou</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ex é igual DST, um dia você fala: NÃO ACREDITO QUE PEGUEI ISSO!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Enfim, a questão é: sempre tem aqueles e aquelas que adoram terminar e em seguida voltar com o ex. Mas, isso é uma boa ideia? Vale a pena insistir numa coisa que já deu errado? Ou o amor sempre merece uma segunda chance? Esse é o tema<strike> dos Casos de Família</strike> do blog hoje. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A primeira coisa que você deve ponderar é: Qual foi o motivo do término? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Se o motivo for traição aí fica muito complicated <strike>Avril Lavigne. </strike></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dizem que chifre é igual anemia, só tem quem não come direito kkkk mas enfim, traição tem perdão?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">( )sim</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">( )não</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">( )talvez </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tudo é uma questão de fatores: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Por que a traição aconteceu? Em qual situação? Foi filha da putagem mesmo ou só carência?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Algumas traições acontecem porque às vezes a pessoa que trai alega que estava mais carente que criança africana porque o mozão não supria as "necessidades" que a pessoa em questão precisava. Mas mesmo assim, isso é motivo pra trair? Eu acho que não, acredito que traição é uma falta de respeito com seu mozão, afinal, se não tá bom, a melhor coisa a se fazer é conversar e chegar num acordo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E se o motivo da traição for desgaste mesmo do relacionamento?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Se o relacionamento tiver caído naquela esquema: escola-cinema-clube-televisão? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aí, seu relacionamento está com a síndrome do Eduardo e Mônica, mas não se preocupe, neste caso há solução, porque afinal: quem um dia irá dizer que existe razão nas coisas feitas pelo coração? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Inove, saia pra jantar, vá a lugares diferentes, <strike>faça um kamasutra</strike>, sensualize mais! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tá mais de lado que cabelo de emo</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Alguém que usa a frase mais clichê da face da Terra falando: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Não é você, sou eu! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">AH VÁ CONTAR DEGRAU DE ESCADA ROLANTE! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Moral da história: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Voltar com ex pode? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pode, claro que pode.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pode dar certo? Também pode! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mas pode dar errado? Certamente! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">O que vale é você ponderar tudo e ver o que vai te fazer feliz, não o que vai te fazer sofrer. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pense em você em primeiro lugar, porque você vale muito <strike>L'oreal Paris</strike></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Menos beijinho na boca e mais beijinho no ombro, ame-se!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hoje o post é destinado a elas, a você mulher que quer, mas não sabe como conquistar o SEU LINDO. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aquele cara que você já curtiu todas as fotos do instagram, até mesmo aquela super coxinha que ele tirou sem camisa em frente ao espelho. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hoje o pedreiro aqui vai ensinar você com ousadia e alegria tudo pra você conquistar o core do home amado, neste lindo post com ilustração especial da diva TYRA BANKS</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Palmas -Tocantins, por favor!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A primeira dica pra conquistar o seu lindo é você ficar linda também, então vai lá, passa seu kolene no cabelo: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Vista sua melhor roupa e deixe suas inimigas te olhando assim:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mas se elas te olharem assim: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">é porque algo tá errado, corre pra casa e troca de roupa de novo! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pronto, TÁ LINDA? TÁ DIVA? TÁ LOIRA OU MORENA DO TCHAN? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Agora é hora de preparar pro ataque! Não se esqueça que contato visual é tudo, então capriche no olhar: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Encontrou o SEU LINDO? Comece um bate papo e finja estar interessada na conversa furada dele sobre Whey ou academia: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Faça perguntas sobre o tema da conversa pra você parecer mais interessada ainda: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Agora prepara que é a sua vez de seduzir, É A HORA DA AVALANCHE DE SEDUÇÃO</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A maioria dos homens gostam de jogar poker, então pergunte pra ele o seguinte: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Oi, vc gosta de poker? Pô ker me dá uma chance então? SEU LINDO! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daí ele fala que não joga poker e você fica assim: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Não tem problema, parte pra outra cantada, uma de futebol, afinal a maioria dos homens gostam de futebol</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pergunte: VOCÊ GOSTA DE FUTEBOL? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">EU POSSO JOGAR ~PELADA~ COM VOCÊ, SABIA? SEU LINDO!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daí você descobre que ele também não gosta de futebol, pqp que cara difícil! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Então você solta essa outra cantada aqui: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">GATO, VOCÊ É GOSTOSO ASSIM MESMO OU TÁ FANTASIADO DE BACON? SEU LINDO! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ele não gosta de bacon? Afff QUEM NÃO GOSTA DE BACON, MINHA GENTE? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ok, vamos tentar uma última cantada então: OI, VOCÊ GOSTA DE VIDEO GAME? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">ENTÃO ME CHAMA DE VIDEO GAME E ME JOGA NO SOFÁ, SEU LINDO! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Se ele disser que não gosta de video game, não gosta de poker, não gosta de futebol, não gosta nem de bacon, minha filha, isso só pode ser uma coisa: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">ELE PODE SER GAY </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daí você me pergunta, pedreiro, como ter certeza que ele é gay? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sua linda, basta você fazer um simples questionamento pra ele: Pergunte pra ele qual é o último single da Lady Gaga, se ele acertar e responder Applause, kirida, ele é gay e vocês podem ser, bem, ótimos amigos...FUEN...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">MAS NÃO DESISTA DO SEU LINDO! Tem mais um monte lindos aí esperando pra você chamar de seu! Use as cantadas que eu ensinei acima e vai com tudo! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Afinal, esse não era o único homem da face da terra! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Então pega papel e caneta pra anotar algumas cantadas com profissões que o pedreiro aqui criou:<br /><br />Psicologia: <br /><br />VOCÊ É PSICÓLOGA? É QUE EU TO COM UM PROBLEMA DE FAMÍLIA: QUERO QUE VOCÊ FAÇA PARTE DELA, SUA LINDA!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Marketing: <br /><br />VOCÊ FAZ MARKETING? ENTÃO DIZ QUE SOU SEU PÚBLICO ALVO E FAZ UM BOCA A BOCA COMIGO!</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-52233662352064561522014-04-10T14:23:00.000-03:002014-04-10T14:23:09.583-03:00VENDO APARELHOS PARA MUSCULAÇÃO<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-54364921617935296422014-04-08T14:46:00.001-03:002014-04-08T14:51:44.131-03:005 MANEIRAS INUSITADAS DE COMO PEDIR ALGUÉM EM NAMORO <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Queeem nunca ficou na dúvida de como pedir a sua linda ou o seu lindo em namoro? </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1) Leve a sua linda ou o seu lindo num buteco e peça uma porção de fritas, mas nem pense em gritar: "GARÇOM, SUSPENDE AS FRITAS QUE O FILÉ JÁ CHEGOU" porque essa cantada é mais batida que mulher de malandro. Apenas peça as fritas, espere ela/ele ir no banheiro e escreva assim: </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2) Se você quiser um pedido de namoro mais "desapegado" eu sugiro você comprar dois rolos de papel higiênico e deixar assim no banheiro dela: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3) Diga que você veio do futuro para pedir ela/ele em namoro</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E diga que vocês precisarão ficar juntos para procriarem e assim continuar com a raça humana, caso contrário, se ele ou ela falar que não o mundo estará com seus dias contados. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">4)Se você quer pedir a pessoa amada em namoro e está com medo da resposta porque você é meio cagão ou cagona, a minha dica é: Faça um bilhete escrito: QUER NAMORAR COMIGO? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Entregue para ele ou ela e em seguida saia correndo: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">5) Peça ele/ela em namoro na cara dura mesmo e se seu mozão falar que não você diz que foi tudo um engano e começa a fingir um ataque tentando morder a própria orelha...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As cantadas de hoje são pra vocês!!! Reuni as minhas 10 melhores cantadas para internautas! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Lá vai então! </span></div>
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VOCÊ SÓ PRA MIM!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E se você é fã de Breaking Bad, você vai adorar! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Então pega caneta, papel <strike>e tesoura sem ponta</strike> pra anotar todas elas! </span><br />
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1) SUA FÓRMULA É A R—NH2 ? É PORQUE VOCÊ É AMINA DOS MEUS SONHOS!</span><br />
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CHAMA DE CARBONO, QUE EU TE FAÇO 4 LIGAÇÕES</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E pra finalizar o post eu deixo vocês com esse gif aqui </span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-84542648720130221522014-04-03T17:22:00.001-03:002014-04-03T17:24:42.591-03:00Como sair do fundo do poço depois de um término<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hoje eu vou falar de uma coisa que grande parte de vocês já passaram: término de relacionamento.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sim acontece, e a gente fica no fundo do poço, praticamente junto com a Samara...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mas como superar isso e sair do fundo do poço igual a Samara faz?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A primeira coisa que você tem que fazer é lembrar de SE VALORIZAR </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E lembrar que não é o fim do mundo, afinal existem mais de 7 bilhões de pessoas e uma delas pode ser sim o seu mozão! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daí você me pergunta: Mas pedreiro, como achar meu mozão? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Afff tinder tá aí pra que? kkkk</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Enfim, quando a gente termina um relacionamento a gente passa por algumas fases, e são elas: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-Começar a ouvir Adele ou Lana Del Rey chorando escorregando atrás da porta</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-Se entupir de sorvete </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-Beber como se não houvesse ressaca</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-Se arrepender de ter ligado </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-Depressão mais profunda que as olheiras da Gretchen </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mas e depois disso? Sim, depois de passar por tudo isso você tem que chegar na fase de: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">SUPERAÇÃO! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Que nada mais é que aquela fase que você sai de casa, começa a ouvir Gloria Gaynor e canta junto: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mas não? Não chegou nessa fase ainda? Tá aí curtindo sua depressão? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">KIRIDA, ACORDA, LEVANTA! PORQUE QUEM GANHA DINHEIRO EM CIMA DE CAMA É PUTA! VAMO VIVER A VIDA! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">REPITA COMIGO: SOU LINDA, PLENA, REALIZADA E SE ATÉ A GRETCHEN JÁ SE CASOU 39 VEZES, POR QUE EU NÃO? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Quem vive de passado é museu e você não é purpurina, mas foi feita pra brilhar! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Agora levanta essa cabeça, vista sua melhor roupa e siga a filosofia de que as pessoas são um chão molhado e você existe pra passar o rodo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pronto? Se sente melhor? Lembre-se que a sua vida amorosa é como a dança da cordinha: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">ESSE AÍ PASSOU, ESSE AÍ PASSOU, ESSE AÍ PASSOU! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E fique na espera porque vão passar mais e mais e no final alguém fica <3</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Beijão do pedreiro e até a próxima </span></div>
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Vi nos primitivos <a href="http://osprimitivos.com/">http://osprimitivos.com/</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-84934779245845893592014-04-01T15:07:00.004-03:002014-04-01T15:08:19.042-03:00Cantadas feministas <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/WRoX8pq6Mgk" width="560"></iframe><br />
PODIA SER #ad MAS NÃO É AHAHAHHAHAAH =(Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-32915817317019672322014-03-31T17:20:00.000-03:002014-04-04T18:55:38.690-03:00Como chegar numa mina <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hoje eu vou ensinar a vocês: COMO CHEGAR NUMA MINA </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E não...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Não é assim que você chega numa mina...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A primeira coisa que você precisa fazer pra chegar numa mina é se preparar antes. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Então: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1) Tome aquele banho bem tomado, mesmo se não for sábado</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2)Passe esse perfume, porque esse nenhuma gata resiste </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3)Escolha sua melhor roupa</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Na dúvida sempre se inspire num visual único e inovador, algo meio ABBA mesmo </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">sugestão: o terno amarelo está um must, joga um brinco, põe um cravo na lapela e tá pronto</span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Se o clima estiver muito quente você também pode optar por roupas mais confortáveis</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Agora vamos para a melhor parte, a arte da conquista apenas com o olhar </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mire na gata e faça um olhar tão penetrante que até seu olho vai precisar usar camisinha. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Chegue chegando mesmo, daquele jeito malandrão</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sou muito fã do Prince, por isso tou colocando vários gifs dele porque afinal, ele é mestre de sedução com o olhar. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Vire pra gata e pergunte pra ela o seguinte: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">EI, VOCÊ TEM UM LÁPIS? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ela vai falar que não tem </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daí você completa: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">É PRA EU COMEÇAR A ESCREVER NOSSA HISTÓRIA DE AMOR!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Se ela for chata e não cair nessa cantada você faz ESSE carão aqui e sai desfilando</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Agora é partir pra outra gata e disparar essa cantada aqui.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pergunta pra ela se ela é amiga do Mario</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daí você fala:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">É PORQUE TE ACHEI UMA~PRINCESINHA</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Agora, se ela perguntar: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Peça o whatsapp dela e aproveita pra enviar essas 30 CANTADAS MAROTAS CLICANDO <a href="http://www.pedreiro-online.com/2014/03/30-cantadas-para-enviar-pelo-whatsapp.html" target="_blank">AQUI</a> </span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-33858612852759962352014-03-28T17:10:00.003-03:002014-03-28T17:23:34.666-03:00GENTINHA, CALMINHAGENTINHA, CALMINHA, PRONTO PRONTO, CALMA AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAI<br />
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CALMINHA CALMINHA </div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-4521684369906260792014-03-28T12:06:00.000-03:002014-03-28T21:55:36.864-03:0030 cantadas para enviar pelo Whatsapp<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">MA OEEE, SUAS LINDAS E SEUS LINDOS! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Toddy volta e hoje vou ensinar 30 cantadas para você enviar pelo whatsapp! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Então chega de enrolação e vamo lá conquistar corações! </span><br />
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-De que, senhor? </div>
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<b>2)Cantando atendente de pizzaria</b></div>
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Pra vcs terem uma opinião feminina de como a mulherada fica toda se querendo quando um cara tá fantasiado de pedreiro online vou deixar aqui abaixo o que a GOSTOSA da Sasha Grey acha de um pedreirão: </div>
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<a href="http://www.pedreiro-online.com/2013/02/as-minhas-pedreiras-de-olinda.html" target="_blank">tem até as lindas ajudantes fantasiadas de pedreiras AQUI!</a></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-2181423418262425222013-02-15T11:20:00.001-02:002013-02-15T11:26:26.524-02:00METEORO DA PAIXÃO CAI NA RÚSSIA<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Muita gente na Rússia hoje se sentiu na pele dos dinossauros há bilhões de anos atrás, tudo isto devido a uma queda de um meteorito nesta madrugada na cidade de Chelyabsjhkhs8hjk.<br /><br />Resolvi a aproveitar a deixa e fiz duas cantadas temáticas sobre meteoro. </span><br />
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ESSAS AÍ EU CHAMAVA TUDO DE CHÃO MOLHADO E SAIA PASSANDO O RODO MESMO!<br />
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<i>Já se fantasiou/fez cosplay de pedreiro online no carnaval também? Manda as ibagens para pedreiragemonline@gmail.com </i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06530236184746943637noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5939428726317782222.post-63214595805902276232013-01-29T15:14:00.000-02:002013-01-29T15:14:24.626-02:00O LADO BOM DA VIDA <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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O lado bom da vida pra mim</div>
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o lado bom da vida pro maradona que adora uma coca</div>
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empina vai se movimenta</div>
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